Got Farts?

The Original Fart Machine #2 – Remote Fart Machine

As seen on Howard Stern. You can now FART wherever and whenever you’d like. This is your chance to impress or gross out your friends and family. This is the new and improved fart machine! The fart machine makes 15 new different fart sounds (SOUNDS SO REAL!). Fart Machine has boom box technology. what is this?? Well let’s just say these fart noises can’t sound any more real! It has 2 pieces – the remote transmitter (battery included) and the speaker which requires one 9 volt battery (not included) Remote works through walls and can range up to 100 feet! Use it anywhere – at parties, school, movies, office, in a baby’s diaper or in the Thanksgiving Turkey! Hide the sound box, then press the remote control at the appropriate time to “let it rip”! This unit even comes with stick pads to hide the speaker under chairs or tables! Each retails for .99 each in stores.

List Price: $ 14.98
Price: $ 8.95

TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2

The Brand New Fart Machine has “BoomBox” Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) Requires 9v battery not included.

• Spread the fun and laughter!
• Fart Machines make great gifts
• Everyone loves them!
• Blows the Original Fart Machine away!
• Caution: You may die laughing!

List Price: $ 34.27
Price: $ 9.95

Remote-Controlled FART MACHINE

Works from up to 50ft. away… and it works through walls, too! Produces 5 disgusting fart sounds! Requires 4 AAA batteries, not included. Remote control includes battery.

• Remote control fart machine
• Makes fart sounds
• Place it under couch cushion or seat

Price: $ 8.56